We Bylers have a little problem with decision-making. Namely, we can’t do it. At all. Which is why we have to resort to more brute-force approaches.

So here we are. It’s come down to this. East Coast vs. West Coast…

Considerations:

• Location
• Location
• Location

…and of course anything else that comes to mind. Presumably, everyone’s been thinking already, so without further ado:

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